All wet: Benveniste explains it to you

In this video, Jacques Benveniste, the first person to be awarded more than one Ig Nobel Prize, explains his technology. His first Ig, in 1991, was for his persistent discovery that water, H2O, is an intelligent liquid, and for demonstrating to his satisfaction that water is able to remember events long after all trace of those events has vanished. His second Ig, in 1998, was for announcing his discovery that not only does water have memory, but that the information can be transmitted over telephone lines and the Internet.

BONUS: Part 2 of the video

BONUS THOUGHT:¬†Are the machine noises in the background meant as a self-commentary on Dr. Benveniste’s words?