How to goose a goose

The seldom-prim, always pleasingly provocative science blogger known as @SciCurious alerts us to this video in which genetic material is collected from a goose.

We warn you to not watch this video if you do not or should not watch any video in which genetic material is collected from a goose.

BONUS (unrelated): A video called “All about Vodka: How It’s Made and How to Drink It”, an interview with “François Thibault, the maitre de chai who originated the recipe for Grey Goose vodka and serves as its brand’s ambassador.”