The knifing of pumpkins, an innocent-seeming yet carefully planned act of mutilation, sometimes results (accidentally or otherwise) in sprays, bits and smatterings of human, as well as vegetable, gore. In such cases, blood –human blood – flows, drips and coagulates.
Alexander M Marcus, Jason K Green and Frederick W Werner [pictured here] at the State University of New York Upstate Medical University in Syracuse published a study, called The Safety of Pumpkin-Carving Tools, in the journal Preventive Medicine.
“Pumpkin-carving accidents”, they inform their peers who read the report, “may leave people with compromised hand function”….
So begins this week’s Improbable Research column in The Guardian.
BONUS: Detail from the study:
BONUS: Martha Stewart carves a pumpkin: