We received this inquiry about the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS):
Are members monitored for continued luxuriance and effusiveness ?
Should a Hall of Fame be established for those with historical hirsuteness but who have now retired from the club due to reasons either within or without their control.
Yours recedingly (and never previously luxuriant or flowing),
Dr. Simon Gibbons [pictured here]
The answer is no. Membership is permanent (though any member is of course always free to resign and presumably go off to a monastery).