A non-lengthy length question about the Hair Club

We received this inquiry about the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS):

gibbonsAre members monitored for continued luxuriance and effusiveness ?

Should  a Hall of Fame be established for those with historical hirsuteness but who have now retired from the club due to reasons either within or without their control.

Yours recedingly (and never previously luxuriant or flowing),

Dr. Simon Gibbons [pictured here]
Mayo Clinic

The answer is no. Membership is permanent (though any member is of course always free to resign and presumably go off to a monastery).

One Response to “A non-lengthy length question about the Hair Club”

  1. Laurence Connor Says:

    Wait, what do you mean it’s permanent? Is this in the fine print? Did I resign unnecessarily? http://www.improbable.com/2009/12/08/laurence-connors-hair-adventure/

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