Greg Jensen joins Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS)

Greg Jensen has joined the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists (LFHCfS). He says:

I just yesterday completed my doctoral defense at Columbia University (the photo is from the toast, in fact) and will be beginning a post-doc here in June.

I am a psychologist with interests in behavioral economics, comparative cognition, and statistical methods. These disciplines have provided no traction on quantitative evaluation of the behavior of my hair (upon which no price may be placed), or of its cognitive capacities (which are incomparable)..

Greg Jensen, Ph.D, LFHCfS
Post-doctoral researcher
Dept. of Psychology
Columbia University
New York, New York, USA


  • zinn21 zinn21

    Enjoy it while it lasts dude. You’ll be balled by age 35..

    • Greg Jensen

      Well, (1) Only two years to go! or (2) I’m flattered, but I must graciously decline. (depending on whether the spelling was accidental or deliberate).

      • zinn21 zinn21

        LOL! I meant bald. Perhaps you’re a hair loss in your 40′s. Regardless you’re doing short time..