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May 2008, Issue number 2008-05. ISSN 1076-500X.
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2008-05-01 TABLE OF CONTENTS
2008-05-02 Imminent Events
2008-05-03 What's New in the Magazine
2008-05-04 Questions About Victor Vroom
2008-05-05 Dead Duck Day is Coming
2008-05-06 Questions About Sam Speed
2008-05-07 Most-Plagiarized Paper Project
2008-05-08 Questions About Quentin Quick
2008-05-09 Seriously Open Access
2008-05-10 Old Intestines Poet
2008-05-11 Swedish Crisp Bread Salivation Competition
2008-05-12 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: The Power of Debugging
2008-05-13 BLOGLIGHTS: Not Even Wrong, Bozo and the Bush
2008-05-14 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Vacuum Caution, Near Dancers
2008-05-15 Improbable Research Events
2008-05-16 -- How to Subscribe to AIR (*)
2008-05-17 -- Our Address (*)
2008-05-18 -- Please Forward/Post This Issue! (*)
2008-05-19 -- How to Receive mini-AIR, etc. (*)
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2008-05-02 Imminent Events
Denver,
USA Sun,
June 1, 7 pm
American
Society for Mass Spectrometry Annual Conference
Rotterdam,
The Netherlands Thu,
June 5, 5:55 pm
Dead
Duck Day (see below for details)
Cheltenham,
UK Sat,
June 7, 9 pm
Cheltenham
Science Festival
Ig
Nobel Cabaret <http://tinyurl.com/4x6mea>
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2008-05-03 What's New in the Magazine
The entire magazine -- the Annals of Improbable Research
-- is
now online for free for all. Open access, open access, we
repeat.
The May/June 2008 issue (vol. 14, no. 2) is a special
Terrorism
Research issue. Highlights include:
<> "How to Recognize a Weapon of Mass
Destruction"
<> "Plucked From Obscurity: Anti-Terrorism
Mask"
<> "Smells of Happiness, and of Fear"
It's online at
<http://improbable.com/airchives/paperair/volume14/v14i3/v14i3.html>
Many back issues are online, too, at
<http://www.improbable.com/magazine/>
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2008-05-04 Questions About Victor Vroom
Investigator Haile Brandt writes:
"Who is Victor Vroom, and is he real, and why aren't
you writing
about him?"
Our preliminary investigation reveals that: (1) he
probably is
real, and if so is a professor at the Yale School of
Management;
and that (2) his middle initial is H. A photograph of his
head is
online at
<http://mba.yale.edu/faculty/profiles/vroom.shtml>. We
have no compelling reason to believe that the photograph
is of
someone else's head.
The investigation also reveals that, in answering
investigator
Brandt's question, we are writing about Victor Vroom.
Thus the
final part of investigator Brandt's question is moot.
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2008-05-05 Dead Duck Day is Coming
Every June 5, for 11 years now, a small number of staff
members of the
Natural History Museum Rotterdam silently celebrated what
they call
"Dead Duck Day", to commemorate the sudden and
dramatic death on June
5th, 1995 of the mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) that
entered the
scientific literature as the first victim of homosexual
necrophilia in
this species. In 2003, the incident was also commemorated
with the
awarding of the Ig Nobel Biology Prize (see
<http://improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2003>).
This year the 12th annual Dead Duck Day is open to the
public. The
Natural History Museum Rotterdam and the European Bureau
of Improbable
Research invite duck enthusiasts and other people to come
to the lawn
next to the glass pavilion of the museum -- the site
where the duck met
its fate -- and join the short open-air ceremony. The
collision
occurred at 5:55 pm, as will the memorial celebration.
For additional detail, see
<http://improbable.com/2008/05/24/dead-duck-day-is-coming/>
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2008-05-06 Questions About Sam Speed
Investigator Haile Brandt also writes:
"Who is Sam Speed, and is he real, and why aren't
you writing
about him?"
Our preliminary investigation reveals that: (1) he
probably is
real, and if so is a graduate student in mathematics at
the
University of Memphis (Tennessee); and that (2) his full
name is
Sam Elmo Speed, Jr. Some of his activities and interests
are
listed at <http://www.msci.memphis.edu/~speeds/>.
Here, too, the final part of investigator Brandt's
question is
moot.
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2008-05-07 Most-Plagiarized Paper Project
What is the most-plagiarized research paper? Help us
answer this
non-pressing question.
No wild guesses, please. If you have compelling evidence
as to
which is the most-plagiarized, please send the evidence,
or a
pointer to it, to:
MOST-PLAGIARIZED
PAPER COMPETITION
c/o
<marca AT chem2.harvard.edu>
Please also include a pointer to the paper (to the
original or to
a plagiarized or non-plagiarized copy).
Thanks to investigator/quirkologist Richard Wiseman for
suggesting the need for this project.
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2008-05-08 Questions About Quentin Quick
Investigator Haile Brandt also writes:
"Who is Quentin Quick, and is he real, and why
aren't you writing
about him?"
We will dispose of this one quasi-eponymously (in a word:
quickly).
Apparently, Quentin Quick is or was a chemist with Union
Carbide
Corporation in South Charleston, West Virginia. Teaming
with
Friso Willeboordse, he wrote the 1968 study "Direct
gas
chromatographic analysis of isomeric
diaminotoluenes," Anal.
Chem.; 1968; 40(10) pp 1455-1458; DOI:
10.1021/ac60266a035
<http://tinyurl.com/3sbt2f>.
That is all that we are willing at this point to say
about
Quentin Quick, investigator Haile Brandt be damned.
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2008-05-09 Seriously Open Access
This week we learned that open-access research is serious
business.
Recently, our magazine -- the Annals of Improbable
Research --
went "open access". We now put all our content
online free, and
are gradually adding the content from past issues, too.
Librarians, every more squeezed for funds, had been
urging us to
do this. And then, they said, be sure to tell the
Directory of
Open Access Journals <http://www.doaj.org>.
We wrote to the DOAJ, asking to be included on their
list. DOAJ's
motto is "free, full text, quality controlled
scientific and
scholarly journals. We aim to cover all subjects and
languages."
But a DOAJ administrator wrote back, explaining:
"I
do not think we will be able to include
the
Annals of Improbable Research, even if I am sure
the
magazine does make people both laugh and think.
It
is not, however, scientific or scholarly
in
the way we expect journals in DOAJ to be,
meaning
making people think, only."
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2008-05-10 Old Intestines Poet
The judges have chosen a winner for last month's Peat-Bog
Man's
Intestines Limerick Competition, which asked for a
limerick to
honor the study "The Intestines of a More Than 2000
Years Old
Peat-Bog Man: Microscopy, Magnetic Resonance Imaging and
14C-
dating," Hans St¿dkilde-J¿rgensen, Niels Otto
Jacobsen, Esbern
Warncke and Jan Heinemeier, Journal of Archaeological
Science,
vol. 35, no. 3, March 2008, pp. 530-4.
<http://dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.jas.2007.05.010>
Here are the winner and her limerick.
INVESTIGATOR ALISON I. SMITH:
An MRI and carbon dater
Put Peat Bog Man's death story straighter:
His
guts fed the roots
Of
some plants' growing shoots
Post mortem, two centuries later.
And here's the take from LIMERICK LAUREATE MARTIN EIGER.
Microscopy and MRI
Were applied to the corpse of some guy.
Carbon dating was too.
The
conclusion (who knew?!):
Plant roots grow in your gut once you die.
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2008-05-11 Swedish Crisp Bread Salivation Competition
Swedish crisp bread salivation is the subject of this
month's
limerick competition. To enter, compose an original
limerick that
illuminates the nature of this report:
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"Salivary Secretion in Response to Mastication of
Crisp Bread,"
Rose Marie Pangborn and Birgit Lundgren, Journal of
Texture
Studies, vol. 8, 1977, pp. 463-72.
<http://tinyurl.com/5ej3sj>
The authors report that:
"Using a precision sialometer, unilateral parotid
saliva was
collected from six subjects while they masticated and
swallowed
pieces and powders from four types of Swedish crisp
breads....
The results indicate that the measurement of the relation
between
the amount (and possibly the composition) of saliva
secreted and
the texture and chemical properties of foods can be
quantitated."
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RULES: Please make sure your rhymes actually do, and that
your
poem is in classic, trips-off-the-tongue limerick form.
PRIZE: The winning poet will receive (if we manage to
send it to
the correct address) a free, possibly crisp issue of the
Annals
of Improbable Research. Send entries (one entry per
entrant) to:
SWEDISH
CRISP BREAD SALIVATION LIMERICK COMPETITION
c/o
<marca AT chem2.harvard.edu>
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2008-05-12 RESEARCH SPOTLIGHT: The Power of Debugging
This month's specially selected study is:
"Aerodynamics: Insects Can Halve Wind-Turbine
Power," Gustave P.
Corten And Herman F. Veldkamp, Nature, vol. 412, 2001,
pp. 41-2.
<http://tinyurl.com/65askj> The authors explain
that:
"For no apparent reason, the power of wind turbines
operating in
high winds may drop, causing production losses of up to
25 per
cent. Here we use a new flow-visualization technique to
analyse
airflow separation over the blades and find that insects
caught
on the leading edges in earlier low-wind periods are to
blame.
These potentially catastrophic power glitches can be
prevented
simply by cleaning the blades."
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2008-05-13 BLOGLIGHTS: Not Even Wrong, Bozo and the Bush
Here are some recent topics in our blog:
<> The Alfred Hitchcock strawberry
<> Not Even Wrong: Chapter 2501
<> Handing it to the bird, in the bush
<> Editors love intestines
<> Bozo, Down Under and re-organized
<> Blah blah from chicken chicken
and some from the newspaper column in The Guardian:
<> Why Parisians behave as they do
<> End upon end upon endÉ
<> Lead versus feathers, Round 2
<> Smells like holy spirit
... and more
Read
the blog
every
day at <http://www.improbable.com>
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2008-05-14 MAY WE RECOMMEND: Vacuum Caution, Near Dancers
TO CLEAN IS TO DISTURB
"Vacuum Cleaner Epilepsy," C. Carlson and E.K.
St Louis,
Neurology, vol. 63, no. 1, July 13, 2004, pp. 190-1.
APPLIED RESEARCH: PROXIMITY TO PRANCING
"Testing Legal Assumptions Regarding the Effects of
Dancer Nudity
and Proximity to Patron on Erotic Expression," D.
Linz, E.
Bulmenthal, E. Donnerstein, D. Kunkel, B.J. Shafer, and
A.
Lichtenstein, Law and Human Behavior, vol. 24, no. 5,
2000, pp.
507-33.
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2008-05-15 Improbable Research Events
For details and additional events, see
<http://improbable.com/improbable-research-shows/complete-schedule>
AMERICAN SOCIETY FOR MASS SPECTROMETRY (ASMS) ANNUAL
CONFERENCE,
DENVER --
JUN 1, 2008
DEAD DUCK DAY, ROTTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS JUN
5, 2008
CHELTENHAM SCIENCE FESTIVAL, UK -- JUN 7, 2008
ALPBACH TECHNOLOGY FORUM, AUSTRIA -- AUG 21-23, 2008
IG NOBEL PRIZE CEREMONY --
OCT 2, 2008
IG INFORMAL LECTURES --
OCT 4, 2008
AMERICAN PHYSICAL SOCIETY, DAYTON, OHIO OCT 10, 2008
GENOA SCIENCE FESTIVAL, ITALY -- OCT 24, 2008
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