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Menstruation music videos for kids

Saturday, October 17th, 2015

Barnkanalen, the Swedish childrens’ TV channel, adds this item, called “Hurra for Mens!” [English translation: “Hurrah for Monthlies!”] to the emerging category of menstruation music videos for children. Savor the dancing tampon:

(Thanks to Geri Sullivan for bringing this to our attention.)

BONUS: Here’s a earlier video —this one made by students — about dancing tampons, with music by Tchaikovsky:

BONUS: Ben Shattuck’s historical epic “There Once Was a Dildo in Nantucket

Pizza’s rat-sex study, and pizza rat

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2015

Pizza’s rat-sex study has been overshadowed by this video of a rat dragging a slice of pizza, which currently is entrancing the Internet:

Pizza’s rat-sex study is:

pizzaHexanic Maca extract improves rat sexual performance more effectively than methanolic and chloroformic Maca extracts,” A. F. G. Cicero, S. Piacente, A. Plaza, E. Sala, R. Arletti, and Cosimo Pizza [pictured here], Andrologia, vol. 34, no. 3, June 2002, pp. 177–179. the authors are at the University of Modena and Reggio nell’Emilia, and the University of Salerno, Italy.

Professor Pizza is, technically speaking, a Professore Ordinario.

Creatures that present poo to their girlfriends as a gift

Sunday, September 20th, 2015

If you are in Johannesburg this week, you can hear details about the ways a male is judged by the size of his balls, if that male is a dung beetle.

It is not uncommon for male dung beetles to obtain sexual favors from females by presenting them with a ball of crap. But of course males cannot be entirely trusted and might pretend that they have deposited a big juicy piece of dung underground, only for the potential girlfriend to discover that this was a trick.

On 22 September 2015, in Johannesburg, South Africa Professor Marcus Byrne of the University of the Witwatersrand who is part of the team that won the 2013 Ig Nobel Prize for Biology and Astronomy for discovering that when dung beetles get lost they can navigate their way home by looking at the Milky Way, will give a talk titled “You can roll it, but I wouldn’t smoke it“.

BONUS. Prof Marcus Byrne is regarded as one of the sexiest scientists alive. In case you are unable to attend the evening of science and cocktails on the 22nd, you can read more about the shitty world of dung beetles here.

Podcast 29: Eat a shrew, and an epidemic of penile amputations

Wednesday, September 16th, 2015

The secret of why onions make people cry; the scientist who ate and excreted a shrew; the one-armed man who was arrested for applauding; the question of when cows lie down and stand up; and surgical management of an epidemic of penile amputations in Siam; and a cat unexpectedly taking over the podcast — all these all turn up in this week’s Improbable Research podcast.

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This week, Marc Abrahams tells about:

The mysterious John Schedler perhaps did the sound engineering this week.

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Snake Bites a Frequently-Metaphorical Snake

Friday, September 11th, 2015

RafiJanWe reproduce only a portion of the image for this medical report. To see the full image, follow the link to the NEJM site.

A Viper Bite,” Tajamul Hussain [pictured here] and Rafi A. Jan, New England Journal of Medicine [NEJM], vol. 373, no. 11, September 10, 2015. The authors, at Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences, Srinagar, India, report:

“A 46-year-old farmer presented to the emergency department 3 hours after his penis was bitten by a snake while he was urinating in an open field. The snake was identified by the patient as “gunas,” which is the local name of the Levantine viper (Macrovipera lebetina). Physical examination revealed stable vital signs, with a grossly swollen penis and formation of hemorrhagic bullae at the puncture sites (Panel A)….
“At 36 hours after the initiation of treatment, the patient’s coagulopathy had resolved and he was discharged home. The swelling subsided 4 days after discharge, with the formation of necrotic tissue at the puncture sites (Panel B). The patient had recovered completely at 2-week follow-up.”

BONUS (possibly unrelated): Ig Nobellian Miller’s new use for 3D printing: Women’s penis size recall