Clean My Diamonds...
Effusions from our readers
The following note arrived recently from Major Timothy Banya, with whom we had not previously had the privilege to correspond. Major Banya's note reads as follows:
I am trapped with large quantity of diamond and about US$12,500,000.00 (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars) that is in cash with my Wife who dose not have the know-how to launder this money without any trace to our name and how to dispose these unpolished diamonds accordingly. My situation is very desperate, as I cannot desert my profession at this point in my life with all that I have acquired.
If you can assist me to legitimize these funds by paying into your designated account, I am ready to concede some percentage for your logistic and material involvement. Contact me for more details.
Anyone who can help Major Timothy Banya is presumably welcome to attempt to do so. Please keep us advised as to your progress, and please pass our best wishes to Major Banya.
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