Hideto Tomabechi — who first made headlines in Japan almost a decade ago after he cured brainwashed members of the AUM
Shinrikyo doomsday cult that unleashed deadly sarin gas on the Tokyo subway system — claims to have developed a tune for ring tones that promises to increase the breast measurements of those who listen to it.
So says a report in the September 24, 2004 issue of the Mainichi Daily News. Dr. Tomabechi is a much-published researcher of some note.
(Thank you to Genevieve Reynolds for bringing this to our attention.)