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Weightless moisture

WeightlessMoisture.jpgInvestigator William J. Maloney writes:

I was with with my daughter at a store last night when she selected for purchase a bottle of Dove shampoo. I noted that the label touted the fact that THE DOVE DIFFERENCE IS OUR WEIGHTLESS MOISTURE(TM). I am looking forward to their next innovation: wetless moisture.

[Editor’s note: This is not to be confused with Whip Wetless(TM).]

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