HotAIR - HMO-No News: Like-Treats-Like!


HMO-No News: Like-Treats-Like!

Everyone knows the ancient medical saying "Like Cures Like." Why, just the sound of it cheers the sickest patient. HMO-NO’s new Like-Treats-Like Plan™ is for patients who know what they like to hear. Under this plan, if you’re in luck you’ll come down with a diagnosable illness such as rheumatoid arthritis, lupus, Crohn’s disease, cervical cancer, dropsy -- or any of 2600 other approved medical conditions. When you do, we’ll let you visit a doctor who has suffered or is suffering from that same disease or ailment.* You ‘re guaranteed to receive knowledgeable, first-hand sympathy!

HMO-NO. Because we care about you, and your pocketbook.


*One in-clinic consultation guaranteed per ailment. Medical advice and/or treatment will be offered if available, and may incur extra fees. We reserve the right to substitute a better ailment if yours is not available.

This HotAIR feature first appeared in AIR VOLUME 8-ISSUE 5. For a complete list of strangely fascinating featured articles elsewhere on this web site, see What's New.

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