Say “No” to Germs!
Although they know that germs can cause disease, many patients are surprised to learn that germs can live and thrive in the dark recesses of the human stomach, intestines, and other organs. For those patients, we now offer the HMO-NO No-Germs! Plan.™ Upon subscribing to this plan, a patient is given a personalized 7-days a week, every-week-of-the-year, lifetime course of anti-biotic pharmaceuticals.* Modern antibiotics are potent and stylish, and HMO-NO No-Germs! PlanTM™ subscribers get to have any and all of them — with no restrictions!**
HMO-NO No-Germs! Plan™ — it’s the simple way to go!
HMO-NO. Because we care about you, and your pocketbook.
* Monthly charges are keyed to the health of the patient.
Medication surcharges apply.
**Some restrictions apply.
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