HotAIR - HMO-No News: Health Watch!


Health Watch!

Everyone has heard the old saying “Time Heals All Wounds.” Like every old saying, there’s a lot of truth in it. HMO-NO is dedicated to the healthy proposition that it’s healthy to allow nature to take its course. That’s why we developed the Time Heals/Health WatchT™ concept.

Patients who enroll in our new Time Heals/Health WatchT™ will have time as their biggest ally.* When illness or injury knocks on their door, they’ll know that Nature will have plenty of time to effect its own, all-natural cure. Medical treatments, with their expense and often intrusive concomitants, will used only as a last resort. With our Time Heals/Health WatchT™ there will be no unseemly second-guessing Mother Nature!

HMO-NO. Because we care about you, and your pocketbook.

* Each patient also receives -- free of charge! -- their choice of a fully functional wristwatch. (some assembly required) or a unifunctional alarm clock (batteries not included).


This HotAIR feature first appeared in AIR VOLUME 9-ISSUE 3. For a complete list of strangely fascinating featured articles elsewhere on this web site, see What's New.

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